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It’s Official: Dems Nominate… “Enlightened Being”

As if the Obama love-fest couldn’t get any worse, this San Francisco Chronicle reporter, in an article entitled Is Obama an Enlightened Being?, answers in the affirmative:

No, it’s not merely his youthful vigor, or handsomeness, or even inspiring rhetoric. It is not fresh ideas or cool charisma or the fact that a black president will be historic and revolutionary in about a thousand differentobamamessiah.jpg ways. It is something more. Even Bill Clinton, with all his effortless, winking charm, didn’t have what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity…

Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul.

I guess supporting infanticide is a prerequisite for enlightenment. Powerful luminosity? High-vibration integrity? A rare kind of attuned being? Damn, is this guy even human? Evolution awaits, mortals. The reign of the evil one is over. Save us, Barack!

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  • Nicole June 8, 2008, 2:35 PM

    He’s a phenom alright. Infanticide, homosexual unions, socialism just shy of communism, diplomacy which surrenders to all dominance, yeah, I wouldn’t exactly call him “enlightened”. Perhaps “endarkened” works better (and this is NOT a racist comment).

  • Keanan Brand June 8, 2008, 9:09 PM

    (wandering over from Rebecca Miller’s blog)

    I’m not happy with this year’s crop of hopefuls, but I must say Obama is not the squeaky-clean outsider he billed himself when he started this campaign.

    We’re told not to judge, but that’s bogus–folks don’t finish the rest of the scripture–and we’re warned that the same measure we use to judge others will be employed to judge us. That’s fine with me. So, after the above disclaimer: I seriously doubt his Christianity, and refuse to put such a religions chameleon in charge of my country and, to some degree, my life.

  • Elaina June 23, 2008, 12:26 AM

    That’s just gross!

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