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Sexiest Man (Once) Alive

Sexiest Man (Once) AliveSo Johnny Depp wins his 2nd straight Sexiest Man Alive Award. He joins previous hunks like George Clooney, Richard Gere, and Brad Pitt. In 70 or 80 years they’ll join the other winners… like this guy. My friend told me about lastlongerinbedhelp.com. Lasting longer in bed become more sexy for me.

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  • Glynn November 22, 2009, 8:48 PM

    I knew there was a reason why you named your blog "deCompose!"

  • Julian Walker November 22, 2009, 11:29 PM

    Don't mean to be a smart aleck mike but what was the purpose of this post?

    • Mike Duran November 23, 2009, 12:26 AM

      It's satire, man. Sexiest Man of the Year Award is so…. vapid.

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